i've got into great classes in cathigh.

for tonight
gab's full of man talk.
derek thinks he's superman.
henry rocks at pool.
junlong is horny once again.
wilson is horny too.
kevin is going to cry.
kimyong totally rocks.
eug squats more than me.
i rock.

thats bout all for today i think.

canoeing on sunday.woohoo.

damn, i think santa missed my house this year.

okay,so
merry christmas everyone!


i'm using the computer lesser,
that's probably a good sign since school's opeinng in like.
one week.
hell, since when did the hols fly by so quickly.
and anyone miss me when i wasn't online?hahaha.


okay, merry christmas again.
and happy new year.

gatherings galore.

hello bye,
i'm lazy to type anything
but i'm here so that this blog doesnt seem SO dead.



anyway,
THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
including chs people, subtribe5 people, 6b people, tll people,random people, weird people, whoever.
THANK YOU ALL!

haha, and.
yes, i'm off.
bye!





Pseudogynecomastia is so freakin freaky.
totally.

no more sneaking into nc-16.

BAH, I'M FINALLY LIKE TURNING SIX-TA-EEN 'TIS FRIDAY?!

that took almost forever.
hooray.

army knife ready, watch out bugs.

hello.
i'm a total endorser of maddox, a totally cool website which you should definitely read.
and for all those un-enlightened ones out there, here's the link!
http://maddox.xmission.com/

and yes ,enjoy.



i've a pretty habit of meeting bugs at night.

RANT

sucks.to.have.a.hurting.ankle.yknow.

okay,this post is NOT targetted at anyone,
its just to rant.

ankle's dead again.
okay, it isn't really dead.
but i gave it like 1month+ to recover.
and it just hurt.
after i went for my first run in a long while.
and its still hurting.
okay whatever,
point of tonight is
LIVERPOOL LOST.

and you manure fans better save your sarcasm.
wait til you win something,say,
like the champions league trophy?
haha.or better yet, just reach the finals.
it'll be quite a feat alr :D

and nickkang sucks.
look.
nicholas        says:
lpool lost leh
      nicholas        says:
):
showdown! says:
yes, definitely
showdown! says:
f*ck you
showdown! says:
you're a man u fan.
      nicholas        says:
sigh
      nicholas        says:
):
      nicholas        says:
nah
      nicholas        says:
i lpool fan
showdown! says:
enough
showdown! says:
biatch?!
      nicholas        says:
HAH
showdown! says:
biatch!
      nicholas        says:
u biatch
showdown! says:
expose your soccer hypocrisy.

my, what a horribleexcellent liverpool fan he is.


wait, this post isn't meant to shoot manure.
thought they're manure,but they won.
so they deserve some credit.
and i'm not gonna call them manure for the next sentence.
MANCHESTER UNITED WON LIVERPOOL 1-0 TONIGHT.
see, i credited them.
damn.
sucks.

timetables suck.

hello, so right now i'm alone at home while my family's out for some food.and i didnt follow cause i was lazy.
haha.laziness has been very prominent in my holidays.
like friday.class camp at east coast.a couple of guys, i'm not sure who, i think quek,wilson,jiajun and a few others managed to catch the sight of about 10 shooting stars in the early morning.while i was in the tent sleeping.but then again, i was so bloody shagged that i could only go there, bike 2hours, and sleep in the tent.

and i tell you tengwee,the tent is so bloody farout,ulu, weirdo place, that cycling there from macs itself is a bore.lol.
but its good,its directly over plane's flightpath to changi i think, which is why i saw so many planes flying right above us.(the sound sucks,really darn loud,you'll have trouble sleeping) haha.
and yongsheng and me and teng cycled(for ys,was rollerblade) to some faraway end of east coast that i didnt even know existed.
well, we managed to catch some sights of intelligent life forms there, a few humans and a dog. other than that.plants,trees,grass,and more grass.til we reached some pathway which looked really haunted,like dead grass and all and a pathway.til we decided to turn back.lol.i think ys was afraid he was gonna get raped or sth cause he cant run away fast due to his blades.
his blades,which really sucked,cause they were missing one wheel. -.-
and i learnt a couple of things that night,such as rollerblades only have one brake at one side. and those two freakin guys laughed at me when i didnt know. ha.
and then i learnt from teng that we shldnt disturb dogs at night.due to some superstition.but then again, in my book, you shldnt disturb dogs anytime.
like which dumbass wld disturb a canine when its stronger,faster,and will maul your ass if you threw sticks at it or something?!

so today, i managed to sleep til 6 in the evening again.
feels all so weird waking up and finding out its turning dark.
okay this is amazing i actually managed to recall so much stuff! and i'm reading digital fortress now.another book by mr.danbrown.its good, you shld read too.and i will officially complete reading all books by danbrown after this.



yea, a lazy saturday night.
feels so nice and relaxed.
and now for some food.mm...
clam chowder?!

swing swing

i hate illness-es
totally crap up my days.

food poisoning sucks.
bleach2 on ps2 is dam freakin fun.


Sum 41 - Pieces


Jay Chou - Gui Ji


for your viewing pleasure.

i just threw a beetle out of the window.

i like the weather in december.
its raining.

and sleeping during rain is good.
very very good.

okay, now i think royston has some vlog content of me.
which is retarded.
totally.
at yck mrt.
and i think he's gonna edit it.
and i'm gonna look even more retarded.
argh
okay, you can start laughing now.


ohyea, material inside the vlog are purely for crap's sake.
NONE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!

and liverpool,
yes liverpool.
liverpool are gonna win tonight.
against marseille.bloody marseille.with cisse.
they'd better win the champs league again,
so liverpool fans like me will be happy.
and they themselves would be happy, i think.

okay, this is another boring post.

and i like my psp.
its great for bus rides home.
i like dynasty warriors.
yes, its fun.
i like lubu,
and im addicted to san guo yan yi.


blah, stupid post.
what i'm writing.
is just making the post longer.
it feels nice to write w/o thinking.
so everything is jsut totally random
just like my blog name
random
its very random
and stupid
boring perhaps
yes, i think so.
im talking to myself.
its stupid
okay
i shall
stop
bye!

catholic high school

ahh.
white shirt.
metal buttons.
green berms.
badge.
nametag.(maybe not)

castle-like school.
brown paint.
mama muthu calling us to go home.

NCC land.
1-1.
2-1.
3-4.
4-4!

years 12-16.
somehow i just want to experience them all over again.
:)

MANDAI. aint going near that sucky road anymore.

thanks guys.
haha, seriosuly, i appreciate this alot.
i was kinda shocked when i checked my handphone and found out you all were here.



ohyea, mandai road seriously sucks.
i'm sure eugene and royston and gabriel would definitely agree.
oh yea, where are all the crocodiles in singapore?!
i saw none in any reservoir/pond/canal/water source.
and its definitely disheartening.
i'm gonna go aussie someday to find one in the wild.with professional help.
i don't want to end up as croc fodder.

as for my obsession with crocs,
its a childhood liking.
i've always liked crocodiles <---- FACT
RIH people can testify to that, and my mum too.






now for some uber-funny shit.
www.cornroll.blogspot.com


lazy for long posts, lazy to recall stuff.
maybe some time later, and as for pics,
ill see when i get bored enough to upload more.ha.

did i mention that mandai road sucks?

china totally rocked.really.

hello im back and im tired.
but im off to RIH already.
haha.


okay, shall update nxttime or something.
time to head out.

time to rant again.

hello, i'm flying to china in like 6hours time.
so if anyone wants any stuff,sms me or somethin.
i'll be back on the 4th! (:

okay, ive got nth much to write about,

other than the fact that redcamp rocked(:
esp apache sub-tribe5! and our great SL's Clement&Jenny&Raymond.


and we came up with our own cheer, which is kinda random/no point, but great nonetheless. haha.

here's how it started :
wilson kept shouting sex after cheers.
somehow we all got influenced.
i suggested changing it to we are the sex.
so it becomes

Me: WE!
Alex : ARE!
Wilson: THE!
Nicholas : S-
Daniel : -E-
Eugene : -X!
All: SEX!

hahaha, sexaye-ness.
yeap, thats subtribe5 apache!
and i got my nails done too.hahaha, black,red,black,red.
its rather disturbing to see your own nails like that tho. haha.

random pics:

Day TWO!


operation flight.
unfortunately, it didnt succeed.darn. ):



and blogger's dying on me again, cant upload anymore pics.

cya subtribe5 people!
and remember,

WE ARE THE SEX!
SEXAYE.

ohyea, and suddenly i'm hooked onto sum41 songs.
another disbanded band, i like disbanded bands.
like busted & sum41 & spicegirls(abit!)
haha.
peace.

4am in the morning

and i'm up gaming with nk.
so.
now gaming is back in my life.

and i've gotta bring back fitness into it.
i'm getting so bloody unfit.
let's see, just today only, i ate 3snickers icecream bars and 1small tub of icecream.
cool.
and my mum said i was getting fat the other day.

f***.





ahh. gotta start training and stuff again.

i need a change of blogskin.

4-9
4-12
5-11
9-3

these little digits are sleeping times.
and i cant fall asleep. dammit.


here i am, having trouble falling asleep at 1:11am.




cool.

all the z's.

lazy to update stuff.
haha.


i need sleeep.
more sleeeeep.


and i'll let my blog rest for awhile.
picture post soon.


z..
zz..
zzz..
i'm real tired.

homeland?!

eh.bull.

when's pae's start and end dates?

and when's the round-island hike again?

i've gotta go china til the 3rd.

bull.total bull.

123, 321

hello world.
its 3:21, and one day before mcq's
and i'm watching prisonbreak. kinda addictive.

well.
one whole sunday to do mcqs.
then its off to the exam hall again.






cya.

its here.

the noisy stereo's gone, no more songs.

and i should charging rent for overnight stays in my house.
like i'll earn plenty from derek, kevin, wilson, junlong already.
ha.easy source of income.
please remember to return my shirts.

so the past week's pretty much,

soccer, going out, movies.
ha, seems kinda routine-like.
and the sun still rises and sets,
and rain is occurring more often.
and i cant remember anything.shall stop here.


and its time to go shopping with parents,
so that you can get stuff. (:



Matchbox 20 - How far we've come



Jay chou - 彩虹

rant.

let's see what we have left.
ss.
mcqs.
ss over tmrw.


and basically, o's are over!
haha.
holiday mood.
shall do the write-up on people soon.
tengwee, you're getting one whole column.

friday study session after physics for SEA history was interesting.
the iMedia place is cool.
like aircon and random inside.
let's see.





haha.aft SEAhistory.
holiday mood already.

queensway again sometime
and soccer.
and bball.
and rollerblade.
and kayak
and shopping
and gym
and stuff


here's a real cute video.
really.

haha.
darn cute baby.
superman.

O'S

MOTHERHELL.
MY BLOODY ANKLE!
ARGH.



800N FORCE ON IT.

NOW ITS LIKE A GOLF-BALL, THRICE THE SIZE OF MY RIGHT ANKLE.
I WALK LIKE A FREAKIN BAI-KA!

OHYMGOD.

haha.okay aint blamin you derek.
no needa apologize so much.



hcl tmrw.
the suck.




come on , o's are almost over!
4years of education ending!

sunday morning , rain is not falling.

-edited-
got it?




lets see.
emaths - tys.
english - random
hcl - random
physics - luck
historySEA - luck
ss - luck
mcq - okay.

so thats the rest of the o's we have.
den its gradnite.

i wonder if the whole class is going.


two more weeks.
and we'll be free.
looking forward to it.
ha.


o's are halfway through.
press on!

Queen - bohemian rhapsody


derek, you've gotta stop singing irritating songs.
haha, you won't get a chance to sing em to me in class already.
kinda sad eh.
i rmb birdhouse in your soul.
i rmb some song by snow patrol
i rmb the pokemon song.
hahaha.

O's. yes. finally. O's.

mm.
looks like i can't keep off the blog.
ha.

and o's is turning out to be disastrous.
totally.

amaths is almost a goner.
i don't wanna talk bout it.

chem is weird.
i was so freaking careless.S-O C-A-R-E-E-S-S, oops, i missed an L.yes. that careless.
Like tin . wtf. i couldn't even find the symbol of tin, Sn, though its in the periodic table?! i swear, i'll probably never ever forget it in my life.

E.geog.cambridge sets real strange papers.
map reading was totally crap.as in bullshit and all.i didn't even know what to write for the marks allocated.
then at the back, i forgot plenty of stuff regarding global industrial shifts, and crapped my way through.

now for history.
the only subject that i put in at least a decent amount of effort for.
i really want the A1.but then again, i'm spotting topics again. which is always risky.
there's this feeling of anxiety and fear deep down inside your heart.
as in, when you flip the paper in the hall tomorrow.
and you see the topics you studied for there, you'd be letting out a gasp of relief.
but then again.
i'm really nervous 'bout what topics will come out...



argh. blogs are a good way to get rid of pre-exam anxiety i guess.
back to studying.
stupid A1.
i want it.

gone

yea.
i'll be gone.


til the 12th, everyone!

bye!

or maybe the 5th.

great.

motherhell.

there goes a1 for amaths.

f*ck.

amaths.

my, today's paper was kinda unexpected.

let's see, i got stumped on the

3rd, 5th, 7th, 10th.

so thats pretty much . 10marks gone ?

well, i crave for some p.e nowadays.
like some form of physical activity.
rugby would be nice..
would be perfect.


and hello mrs.chew.
hi.
hi.
hi.
leave a tag? haha.


ohyea, here's a thread on stomp for the answers on Amaths P1.
go in and get depressed high.

http://talkback.stomp.com.sg/forums/showthread.php?t=26052

O's

yea. this is it. 4years journey just for this.
O Levels tomorrow guys!


yea, and we're gonna repeat this, just like we did in prelims3!

"yes, my fellow classmates, friends whoever.

like a horde of demented m*****f***ing zombies, we shall storm down the fort, that is the blasted secondary school hall.

Pen ink will be wasted, Papers will be crushed, marks shall be captured.

and we shall push ONWARD towards the damned A1.

Ours, it shall be.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


okay, and now for the usual stuff.

Good luck, its been nice knowing you
(:


well.
i'm feeling nervous. very nervous.
this feelings alot worse than what i felt before prelims3.
i don't wanna screw up.


cya chs guys in school tomorrow afternoon!
and all other o'level takers, all the best for the O's too!

Lose Yourself

waterstuff.

hello gabriel, care if i make a few modifications to your initial draft contract.


.
Here's a contract I drafted for the swimming lesson.

I agree to provide free swiming lessons for Gabriel Goh Sze Wei and Eugene Low Ting Jun. I agree to instantaneous results, which include the aspect of floating on the water, kicking, basic strokes, the forward motion in water, and other bullshit swimming techniques which I have failed to bring up.

I agree to uphold the highest levels of safety during my lessons. I will protect my students even in the event that one of them pulls down my swimming trunks, or in the event when I get poked in the pool. I will ensure correct and safe poolside safety by carrying a float with Hello Kitty imprints on it. I will also carry a Bobdog float around. I will overrule the Swimming Complex's guard's orders in the event of rainy weather or lightning conditions.

Lastly, I agree to provide my service free of charge to the students as mentioned above, and I agree to class hours which are to their preference.

-----------------------
Signature
.


here are the modifications
1) in any case that any of you experiences a cramp, i am not obliged to save any one of you. Instead, i will be standing at the side of the pool laughing my ass off as you struggle and squirm in the water like a helpless worm.

2) in the circumstance that my students still are unable to swim after my excellent guidance, i am obliged to whack the crap out of them as a form of punishment.

3) at any point of time during the lesson, i have the power to punish my students anyway and whenever i deem necessary. eg.whipping, electrocuting, choking, and all others that can be found here : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_torture_methods_and_devices



but on the other hand, how the heck do ya expect me to teach ya how to swim.
not as if i'm an olympic swimmer, just that i can swim. -.-
go join some beginner swimming course at the bishan pool la!
and swim more.
learn with the lil kiddies. (:

iRant. sounds so cliched and iPoddish. well then, but i do rant alot here.

ahh.

have got to thank henry for today.

ahyes, thanks for erm. following me to study today.

its been one of the most productive days i've had in a long,l-o-n-g, time.

thanks for tolerating me tho, lets see:

calling you to bishan lib early in the morn before dragging your ass away from there.
digressing so much during studying.(blah,blah,blah,blah)
and i realised i still owe you $$ for dinner.i couldnt bear to pay. haha.

shall return you the $$ the next time.


okay by the way,
stop your addiction with the ___ __________ ______ _____ who ___ ___ ____ ___ ____ ___ and ___ ___ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____.

i don't see what you see actually.

and oh, i almost forgot.
could you lend me your very interesting little book.
its terribly fascinating, although i'm not at all interested in reading up on jim jones.


derek and gabriel fighting?
oh, this i've definitely got to see first-hand and upfront.


no pictures, til the 12th.

YO WASSUP.

what's with little p4 gals shouting "yo wassup!" to each other,

western influences?!

like yo wassup guys!


days are getting boring-er as the O's approach.

while, at least i still have the nice movie website.

no pressure at all, terribly fun in fact.

tengwee you asshole, stop spamming my tagboard.
that's the second time you fool, and darned cbox just won't
allow me to delete all your pointless tags cause i'm like
banned from the website, and a thousand other tagboards,
which is like so freakin dumb, cause i never did anything
wrong to get me banned.




okay, apart from mr.ktw the asshole,
i shall do a write-up, based on mr.ktw's suggestion.

wonder what i'll write.
blah.



and now i'm hooked onto watching random movies.

i recommend bruce almighty highly,
jim carrey comedies are just so funny that i'm sure
you'll be laughing your ass off half-way through the movie.

not evan almighty, i think that show kinda sucks.



okay, bye.i just wasted another weekend unproductively
and you needn't remind me that o's are just ,
let's see.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 days away.
i've that fact drilled into my airless, hollow head already?!
so now basically if you took an x-ray of my head,
it'll be a void, with the words O LEVELS NEXT WEEK!.


well, to all fellow human beings out there,
you're making my life miserable by studying for the o's.
yes, you deserved to be spanked for that.
like , HARD. with a whip, and whipped cream.

and I , myself , deserve to be put on a pedestal with 1000000 servants bowing down in front of me, calling me king and tending to my every whim and fancy,
cause i'm screwing myself by getting slacky right before the o's.

so there, if i screw my o's up,
rmb to cry for me

oh wait, don't.
it'll be a much better option if you laugh at me ,
and shout "haha, jackass stupid fool!"

thanks in advance.

4-4

.
graduation.
i'm an ex-chs student now.
in a blink of an eye, 4years have passed.

i still remember in sec1.
i was rather hesitant about coming to cathigh.cause my main aim was hci.
so i was quite sad when i learnt that cathigh was gonna be my secschool.
thus i didnt really make any close friends during sec1 i guess.
haha, kinda wasted sec1.

sec2.
new year,new classmates,tablet pc!
i got to know the class better, got to know plenty of friends much better.
hafta say, some of them still remain damned great friends til now.
grades fell cause of tablet pc.
but i guess i put in some effort in the end, managed to get into double science.
(:

sec3.3-4!
sec4.4-4'07!
beginning of two great years in my school-life.
first of all, finally there was n'land people in the same class as me.
plenty of them.
haha. i loved the environment.
all the crazy stuff.
creating a hole in the ceiling, fishing with correction tape, ball fights in class, wrestling, bar activites...
they're so many and i can't even recall all of em.
all i know.is that i will definitely miss them.
4-4 has played a big part in my life, and i will never forget the memories collected.
esp the n'landers.
ohmygod, i love nccland
haha, made lotsa great friends there.
talk cock sessions, getting pumped together, pt til we die, hell nights, first camp during sec1, take-over during sec3, mt.ophir trip, perak trip, spec course, syfoc'06, POP'07!
all i have now is just fond memories, memories that i know i'll hold on dearly to.
i kinda hope that i could just go through sec.school life again.
but as always, we've gotta look to the future i guess.


12/10/2007 CHS'07 BATCH FAREWELL ASSEMBLY
morning - PE.
all 4-4ers were so bloody deprived of pe, two weeks without it! wtf.
so during the last period, we played rugby.
CONTACT RUGBY FINALLY. no more touch!
was kinda rough i guess, i think everyone had some bruises or knocks.
but it was great.
the whole 4-4 participated.including those standing at the sides throwing stones only! that counts as participation i guess. haha
team land vs the rest.
everyone played with so much passion. guess last day of school really triggers off something within each and everyone of us chs students.


and then, its off to the toilets!
last time bathing in cathigh toilets!
hahaha. so darn funny.
we ended up late for the farewell assembly!

mm.
farewell assembly.
what more can i say.
haha.felt a great deal of emotions.
i shed a tear.
haha.
i've certainly left chs a changed person.
yea, i love all of you guys, all the friends i've made from chs, nccland, 4-4! (yea, i'm feeling gay now.)

special thanks to teachers too.
you've guided us through our journey in cathigh.
offered us advice, never hesitated to help us hold xtra lessons,
painstakingly compiled notes for us, all because you guys hoped that we would do well.
yea.
thanks to mr.suah,mdm.yulin, mrs.ling, mrs.chew, mdm.ng, mr.thomas, mr.wang, mr.tan, mr.ong, ms.thian, mr.krishnan, mrs.loh, mrs.pang.




and.
sorry quek.haha.i think i owe you this.


and i actually did this today.
omgwtfzxzx. shows how mad i was. haha

Melodies of Life. enjoy.

spinnnnninnnnnnnnnnnn

CLICK ON THAT PIC AND LOOK AT IT IN THE NEW WINDOW
stare at that pictureee
.
..
...
....
.....
stare LONG, and HARD

is she spinning counter-clockwise? or clockwise?


hahhaha.

tell me your reply please!

there's something darned weird about this.

but maybe some of you guys know alr. hahaha

funny.

helloo, i did not pon school today,
i was sick? and my eye hurt?

and a ripped half-left-eye contact, stuck in there for two days i guess,
suddenly dropped out today.
explains my eye pain.


and junlong aka ALAN, dont be traumatized, there's nothing to fear,
you just got touched.

was wandering arnd blogs, and found ys, posting THIS on junlong's tagboard:

9 Oct 07, 19:29
ys: the euphoria, etc... that way the examiner will be hypnotised by your writing and would probably give you a 30 or maybe a 28, after minusing the tense errors
9 Oct 07, 19:27
ys: let me give you a tip on writing about romance. describe the passionate sex that the lovers (need not be just one couple) had vividly, must describe their emotions too, the lust, the sexual desire

hahaha, and ys actually managed to give someone, a cute and innocent first impression.
darn funny.



Click Five - Jenny


Dishwalla - Angels and Devils

stupid egg

well, today.
i happened to be sick , so i didnt go to school. (:

and i woke up at 830 and it was so relaxing, the feeling.
so in my drunken state, i headed to the kitchen to get some breakfast.
well, there was none.

so i decided to get some eggs from the fridge.
and...
i dropped one egg.

*piak* and there's the first egg i broke in my life.

and it sucks to clean up.
the egg is like, unabsorbable by tissue, so i had to keep using more and more.
i got tired by the stupid task , so i think i left a little egg there to clean up later.

morale of the story?
don't break eggs.




okay, most people can read this, very few cant:

toshe ppoele taht cnat raed tihs are all raderts.

so can you read it?

openhouses.

rj openhouse was interesting.
befrienders are funny people.haha
i got 4 new friends?!

vj openhouse tmrw!
(:


suddenly, there's more inspiration for me to study harder.

October - O'level. what's with the letter O!

mr krishnan failed me,
mr quay passed me.
haha, funny.
but i still got my haircut anyway.


october, o-level month.
ha, this year seemed to have passed so quickly.
there's only 2weeks left in cathigh,
and strangely, i just know i'll miss life in secondary school.
and those nice green berms.(no, they aren't fugly gabriel)
20days.
all devoted to studying/sleeping.
and another 2weeks.
and our troubles will vanish.for2years. before A's.
this just feels so weird, school-life seems to be ending so fast.
durin p1, i still wanted OUT of school. ha.
the irony of it all.


essay on miscommuinication.
i seem to be running out of ideas.
don't let me burn out before O's!
dam.

weekends.

with the o's drawing so close,

i still wasted the weekend w/o accomplishing much homework.

what's wrong with me.

and i even forgot to cut my hair in the process.

now i'm gonna get caught for hair and scolded by teachers on mon.
sucks.

real funny.

canteen queues suck, queue already no time eat.
we need time to MUG, so must eat fast.

i'm lazy, so i shall rip it off derek's blog.

there , from cornroll.blogspot, evidently the best blog to go to for entertainment,
also the most irritating if you're being featured in the post.


"long queue cut queue
dear diary,

during recess today, i tried to cut queue as the queue was so long it stretched all the way across the canteen. so this is what i told edwin my friend,

"eh, queue so long, cut the queue more shuang"

so it was as if it was written in the stars that i would get my food faster than most, as i spotted some of my other friends in the queue nearer to the front. so diary, i did what i didn't usually do very well- act. i pretended to strike a conversation with my friends in the queue but i guess my over-enthusiastic what's up must have been heard by half the queue. either that or the people behind suddenly had their view of the glorious food obstructed, along with the stalls either side, by me. and they noticed this, and perhaps/probably were not very happy with this. me, being nice kind me, was obviously very affected by this and my heart ached at the thought of these innocent beings losing this 30s of their lives and perhaps half their food selection.

so perhaps/probably some of them were rather perturbed by this prospect. and i guess the guy behind me with these funky orange spectacles was not very happy that this random fat guy appeared out of nowhere, so he left the queue (i wish) while this random fat guy ahead of him was *ahem deep in conversation with his friends, this person (hubert is his name i think. everyone now- hu??) perhaps beckoned over the (*drumroll and applause now) HEAD PREFECT, secondary 3 and 15 years of age no less, to address the frickin issue.

and so this dua pai person sauntered over, green "booking" notebook in hand to frighten the shit out of punks like me. so i

shuddered, muttered a sorry and scampered away, tail between legs.
gave him a left hook to the jaw and made off.

didn't notice his presence, even though he tried to make it as imposing as he could.

"yo, bui zai, can you don't cut queue or not?"


well, that's not exactly what he said. heck, that's kinda a mistake on my part, it's such an injustice to make him out as so man.


i think this is what he really said.

"eh can you don't cut queue?"


so that was that, and i scurried away embarrassed on the verge of tears. i'm easily intimidated and bullied you see.

so i went to stall 1 to get my $1.10 fan choy and added in a pack of 30cent corntos (red colour one, spicy) for gluttony's sake. it wasn't really nice.




vengeance is mine, stupid fat head prefect."

and derek went on mumbling "stupid prefect" while constantly pointing his finger at the prefect in the canteen.
"there, there, thats him lor."
first time he got pulled out while cutting queue and he doesn't seem very happy.
haha, friggin funny stuff.

so i hereby conclude that don't incur derek's wrath, especially when he's trying to feed, or you'll be very irritated.
go ahead, ask , erm, leongwen, huaqun, yongsheng,kevin, gabriel, me, whoever else in 4-4 for their past experiences.
and ask me for methods to shut him up when he starts getting on your nerves, which i've learnt after sitting beside him for 2years.

well me? i did the same thing at the noodles stall,
prompting a protest from daryl who told me to "go to hell."
haha, poor daryl.shall let you go first next time okay? aww.
i got my grubby hands on my bowl of "kuai ban niu rou mian"
and it tastes good.
mm.

now for some chinese songs.
bilingualism yo.
two songs by mr.jaychou.

one of my all-time chinese favs.
枫-Maple


退后-stepback

the last part is darn heart-wrenching to see.

THE PROBLEM WITH TAGBOARDS.

cbox is plain retarded.

1) it just blocked me again, which is like so wtf.
and its only certain tagboards, like derek's. and it was so fun,
nevamind, i still get to catch the action at junlong's,ys',hilary's, and a whole lotta other people's tagboards.

haha.

2) it has retarded ads, which just caught my eye.
"Your Porn surfing activity has been traced! Click to Remove - Scan Now Your PC has tracks of all the porn & illegal sites you visit. In many cases you are not awa...
http://DriveCleaner.sg - Click Here"
oh wow, amazing. and retarded.

3) the ip thingy is not reliable.
for some stupid reason, people's ips are able to change.
okay, it may not be cbox's fault, but who cares.

there, i just launched a scathing attack on cbox,
lets hope they dont sue me.
no offense, its just a consumer opinion.


post-prelims, pre-o's.
faces removed for privacy's sake.hm?





and i can finally snap,
still working on whistling.
o's gives you time to learn skills like these,great.


normally i wouldn't listen to this kinda songs,
but mtv keeps playin the vid,and its kinda nice.
haha. enjoy.




"you know what boy? you have the right to remain stupid, boy"

hello. still got o level .

okay, finally prelims all over .
and all scripts checked.

and everything's fine.

except the class positions, where ys is sitting on top.
then comes derek.
and eugene.
before me :)
happiies worx.
but that's predicted, so may not be true.haha.

but there's still the stupid o's.

which sucks, cause i've to organise my books again.
sucks.
real boring.
and my mind is kinda blank, like i cant remember anything when i stare at the papers.
nevamind, this is turning into a stupid post.


just do the poll! >
and i know there's a hell lotta nj wannabes in my class.




ohyea, since i-forgot-whoever requested, more songs!
band's busted,with a capital B, one of my fav's!


crashed the wedding

darn cool

falling for you

this song was from cinderella story, so no official vid.
but this vid's real cute

ohyea, i'm addicted to bolding words.
like this
haha

fuzzy wuzzy

you know what defines a great drama series?

in the end, you'll get a warm, fuzzy feeling when you see whatever good outcome there is.
usually, you'll learn something too, like living life to the fullest.

same thing with games.
like final fantasy, everyone shld at least have a go at it. 8,9,10.


more music vids!


blast this loud.


cool.

okay..

CUTENESS x1000 !.

hamtaro-o-meter : 0+1/10
plus one for trying,may the 4-4ers give me some comments about the marks.


pic gone, unsuitable content for non chs people.

hmm? ..

sordid-o-meter: 9/10
very few things can win a bulky person on a sordid squirt in sordid-ness.






_+_+_+_+_+_=_




i'm tired, and schools is very fun.

its entitled "boredom"

wyekeat the man *POKED* me,
and i've gotta do this.

well, shall do, since he's my baby
, and i'm bored, and
i'm 100% certified confirm NOT-GAY with a nice chop.

so.
let's see,

Bold the statements that are true to you. Italicize the statements that you WISH are true.Leave the fibs alone.Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch tv these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses.
4) I love to play video games.
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome.>)
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy
8) I have changed mentally over the last year.
9) I curse
10) I am totally smart.
11) I’ve broken someone’s bones.
12) I am paranoid sometimes.
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
15) I love sushi.
16) I talk really, really fast.
17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.
21) I couldn't survive without Caller ID.
22) I like the way I look.
23) I am usually pessimistic.
31) I love to shop.
36) I am completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
37) I have a cell phone.
38) I believe in God.
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.
41) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
42) I have rejected someone before.
43) I want to have children in the future.
44) I have changed a diaper before.
45) I have called the cops on a friend before.
46) I am not allergic to anything.
47) I have a lot to learn.
48) I am shy around members with the opposite sexes.
49) I have made a move on a friends significant other or crush in the past.
52) I would die for my best friend.
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.

60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time.
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles.
67) I spend ridiculous money on make up.

68) Plan on achieving a major goal dream.
69) I am proficient in a musical instrument.
70) I hate office jobs.
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules.
73) I went college out of state.
74) I like sausages.
75) I love kisses.
76) I fall for the worst people.
79) I dont know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
80) I usually like covers better than originals.
81) I can pick up things with my toes.
82) I can whistle.
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
84) I have ridden/owned a horse.
85) I still have every journal I've written in.
86) I can stick to a diet.
87) I talk in my sleep
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
89) I have jazz in my blood.
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie.
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
95) I have been to over 15 conventions.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I am an artist.
98) I only clean my room when necessary.
99) I like a person of the same sex.
100) I love being happy. < who doesn't ? ._.


there, so true.
i'm a kind soul.

script check!

good luck everyone!

haha, we got 3days of off-days.

then comes the o's.











byeeeee
i'm high.

let's see. 5weeks?

so finally , prelims are over.
its weird tho, sitting in the hall knowing that you'll be taking your last exam as a student of cathigh.
anyway , amaths sucked. cant figure out why i couldn't do that stupid surds question.
honestly, i think its one of the very rare times where i got stumped by surds.
worst of all, i rmb doing it in a class test before after the exam.
great.

nevamind,
all i know is that i'll never regret joining this school, and of course, NCCLAND.


and , we had a NE QUIZ TODAY!
its so darn interesting!
but i think i sucked at it tho, i just got a rank of senior builder.

and stupidly, one of the stupidest things happened to me in j8.
while walking arnd in ntuc, my calf just cramped suddenly.
wtf.
and it was rather bad i guess, i had to lean on something.
worst of all, i cant buy the stupid egg tofu.cause of financial difficulties?
and i couldn't cook during the afternoon.
so no food. bah.

and gab and i concluded that junlong is a horrible fart-o-loser.
keeps farting and he can't even win at a game he invented.
amazing.
i think i know what to buy him for his next birthday, a rifle silencer.

and yongsheng, have you found yr buttons yet? or are they still missing. haha.

gabriel's muscles are big.
happy now, you squirt!
and hilary, friday or monday or whatday?





PRELIMS OVER, WOOHOOO!
to all others out there still taking, its just a few more!
good luck and all the best!


ohyea,4-4outing tmrw.
all i care for is pool & pool.
swimming pool and pool table.
i can't wait to jump into the pool, and play pool.
pool is cool.
so there.

WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR ***ING FACE!

enjoy.


i needa getaway from exam stress.

and blasting songs is a great way.
its even sweet-er when i just hooked back up my old creative speakers and subwoofer.

i wonder how long it'll take before my neighbours complain.
haha.




there, now remember to jack up the volume, max out the base
and bang your heads like a ecatasyphreak!

He calls her up
He's trippin' on the phone
Now he doesn't want her out there and alone
Now he knows she's smiling and
Knows she's using it
Now he's loosing it
She don't care
Everybody
Put up your hands Say:
”I don't wanna be in love, I don't wanna be in love”
Feel the beat now
If you've got nothing left say:
”I don't wanna be in love, I don't wanna be in love”
Back it up now
You've got a reason to live say:
”I don't wanna be in love, I don't wanna be in love”
Feelin' good now
Don't be afraid to get down say:
”I don't wanna be wanna be in in love, I don't love”

YEA YEA YEA!

I'm Mad

okay, so i'm gonna go have supper with gabriel.

wtf, and i have history of SEA on friday.

i must be nuts.

.






bye.

study session.

first of all, prelims3 part two tmrw.
good luck everyone,
and to everyone else taking prelims.

so.
Eugene, Kevin, Aldred and me had a study session*er-hem* on saturday.

it started out pretty fine.

for roughly ten minutes i guess.

after i reached, aldred started talking about what he usually talks about, which is very very distracting.

so i plugged in earphones without any music to shut the noise, but aldred was too noisy i guess.

so maybe after one hour, we forsaked the canteen and headed for lunch.

then aldred left, so kevin and eug headed down to my place.

and instead of studying, we fiddled with music, computers and stuff.

like this:


i was tired.


eug got bored, and he found my sword. haha.


we started fighting,....


with these

and that roughly sums up how the study session was like.

oh yea, not forgetting our favourite kevin liam:


real cute. :D

Boys like Girls - The Great Escape

yea, another one!
listen!

祝我生日快乐(周杰伦无与伦比演) - 周杰伦 温岚

very very nice.
honestly.
listen to it at least once, you idiots!

DAM

i just consumed one mouthful of expired milk.
and it sucks. really.
sucks like hell. you'll be afraid of dairy products.
its bloody sour, and it stinks.
and i only noticed it after one mouthful went down my throat.

****!

DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM. DAM.

i'm off milk for one week, the very least.

**** again.

BIG BIG NERVES.

PRELIMS SUCKS.

CHEM IS TOUGH.

HISTORY NO TIPS.

AMATHS LACK OF PRACTICE.

GEOG ELEC RANDOM.

DIEDIEDIE ARRGH.





refer to eug's blog to how 4-4ers destress.

haha . :D

cool, what a big gif file.

thanks goes to sexy royystonn for doing this.
haha, random boy.

randomness.

picture post!
its amazing how many thousand times huaqun has managed to evade the poksters. everytime he gets targetted, he'll raise his hands, in a surrender pose.
and he'll put on a serious-pitiful face and go :"no, no . my specs!"
at first, it worked, but he refused to let us get his specs off. amazingly, when we managed to get his specs off, someone/thing will save him, like a teacher walking past the classroom.
then, his face will widen into a cheeky smile and he'll start running away.
i wonder how long he'll manage to evade us. a few of the many victims of the poksters. the poksters. hilary's not one of us, he's just the victim of our wall-taupok. the class getting pumped in the hallway for some stupid reason. derek and i were sitting out of view of mrquay behind the door of 4-5. haha. OMG! junfeng bullying derek?
i realised the taupok addiction started during ncc.
last time, i was usually at the bottom. haha. and i tell you, it hurts like hell. now , its usually
1)VICTIM
2)GABRIEL
3)JUNLONG
4)ME
5)YONGSHENG
6)WILSON
7)EUGENE
i swear, anymore than that and the victim would probably get muscle spasms or suffocate. egg tofu rocks. seriously, it does. its cheap and tasty. derek doing maths:
4h = 6k
-24k = 6k
30k = 0
k = 0
?!?!!!?!! flood in school! derek aiming for the jewel's of the councillor who was trying to teach us how to sing "chan mali chan" one bite was all he took. superstar treatment? na. i tried to throw him off the ledge, and got caught by mr.heng. then the whole group of us got a big fat scolding. "instead of breaking glass panels, door handles, doors, and necks, why cant you guys break records for once!" mmm, 真是令人深思啊!

video! derek pranks some aussie kids at the singapore-australia match.
and kevin ends up getting the blame.
"ITS YOU! ITS YOU!" hahahaha.

tagboard? .

30/8/2007

happy teacher's day.



teacher's day was fun.
looking at the two pics, i cannot help but feel sad.hah.
in the future, some of us may make it big, some of us may not,
but whatever happens, i still hope that each one of us will look back and remember that we were all part of the CHS sec4'07 batch. Class 4-4.

in just a mere two months, we'll all be taking the o's, and every single one of us is gonna walk our separate paths. good luck everyone.
my days in catholic high i will definitely remember.

disappointment

prelim 3 is turning out to be rather disastrous.

short break now during the 1-week hol, guess i'm gonna have to study harder.

its like getting a sense of deja vu all over again, for the umpteenth time.

i remember prelim1 & 2, those were damned disappointing.

now prelim3 is turning out to be the ultimate disappointment.

lets see,

english- comprehension is as unpredictable as usual, and my comprehension
marks are fluctuating more than ever. moreover, something unexpected
springed up during the essay writing component. hope i'll be able to scrape
a A1 tho, this subject is just way too important.

emaths- what more can i say. utterly heart-wrenching and disappointing.
i'm so damned sure i could have done much better,i got the lowest mark ever,
and i did better for every single one of my mock papers. so its darn
depressing. maybe my lack of sleep caused my careless mistakes, but its
really horrible, every single mark lost due to carelessness. Well,i can
only blame myself for not completing my ss revision beforehand and sleeping
late. now lets see what the paper 2 will turn out like, i need a 83/100.

ss- well, my combined humanities have never been a subject i was proud of.
during prelim2, i completely screwed it, but this time i think i'll be able
to do well. i did put in effort, and i hope it pays off. well, i had stayed
up late the night before in order to clear up any doubts , cause all the
tips from the teachers were different, and that really flustered me. being
able to feel confident for my ss marks now came at a hefty price though.

hcl- nothing much to comment. average i guess, but the six of my classmates in
the same chinese class say that our teachers pissed at us for messing up our
compre segment. i've got nothing to say, i felt that i gave my all for
the comprehensions.


thats sums it up pretty much so far.
and the emaths marks is darn depressing.

sometimes, just simply taking a bath, before sitting on an armchair near the window, staring into nothingness and letting the breeze caress you for a few hours feels just so darn good. as the minutes tick by, it seems almost surreal, yet you'll feel as if you were completely detached from the world, all your frustrations gone, and just so darned carefree..
sometimes, i just find myself staring at ants, and i cannot cease to wonder , how's life like for an ant. it may simple, but at least they're free of worldly problems i guess, and thats one aspect of their life that i envy.

.




anyway tagboard down, posting problems again.
gonna find a new one again.
and its time to study more for prelim3.

lets see if my wishes come true,i don't want a screwed up first month in jc.

YEA BABY!

prelims are coming.

yes, my fellow classmates, friends whoever.

like a horde of demented m*****f***ing zombies, we shall storm down the fort, that is the blasted secondary school hall.

Pen ink will be wasted, Papers will be crushed, marks shall be captured.

and we shall push ONWARD towards the damned A1.

Ours, it shall be.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




dam, im seriously scared of screwing up.
even contemplating about the scenario scares the hell outta me.

halp!.

stress.

other than the daily stupid and funny things that happen in the class,

we need more stress-relievers i guess.

so here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZm_s7RZlak
haha. i wonder who'll end up like that next time. notice the bag tho.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXuAfDgXVUY
cool. that woman is one hell of a scary b*tch!
imagine the poor security gaurd, hahaha.
"this is not right!" *piak!*


more links found in 8days!.but these 2 are the best. ha

again.

edwin teng has outdone himself again.

after flipping through countless stacks of worksheets in the middle of the night,

he has finally found his o level entry proof the night before his english oral exam.

it took him a frustrating hour.

and left his room in a mess.

but he's going to sleep now already.











"when a person talks about himself/herself in third-person view, you know somethings wrong with them."

vampire bat.

my ability to focus and do homework gets better as it gets later.

before anywhere near 1100, i cant ____ing focus!

i must be some weirdo-nocturnal creature .

like a vampire.

z

BAH, stupid chicken rice that !@#$ed me up.




and im burnt . badly. as in, my entire back and face is red.

as in baboon-ass red.

and i just found out all baboons have red asses.

worst thing is, it friggin hell hurts !

gives me a feeling like im the human torch.

but then again, that would be rather cool, cause ill be able to fly, and of course, shoot fireballs at assholes.




oh yea , lose o level entry proof how ?

i think suah's gonna slaughter me.

and the word slaughter reminds me of quay,

which reminds me of haircheck tmlo.

dammit, he better not fail me tmlo, i just cut!@#$%^&*

i am not going to waste another 8bucks going to the damned barber again!





i've had an epiphany.

prelim 3's in 2weeks, aka 14days time.

good luck to everyone.

and in case you dont know, the word epiphany is taken from the movie simpsons, from the well-endowed tribal madwoman who tried to cure homer by engaging in throat singing, and pointed the way to somewhere using her, ermhmm, assets.

seriously, that part formed some horribly sick mental images in my mind.

then again, how can the show be rated G. early education?


and here:

the process of finding this blasted song gave me alot of trouble. and i mean ALOT.

GYM CLASS HEROES
"Clothes Off!"

See here's the thing

We have to take off those clothes
We have to party all night
And we have to take off those clothes
To have a good time
Oh no

Excuse me miss
I couldn't help but to notice how alone you are
I dig the attitude and how you're acting like you own the bar
Got me flashing keys and I don't even own a car
Like you ain't feeling my charm, because I know you are
I'm trying to see how your lips feel
Oh I'm sorry, my name is Travee and I'm pretty much a big deal
Oh, you've never heard of me
That sounds absurd to me
The way you stole my attention was flat out burgulary
What do you say let's exit stage left so me and you can
Possibly reconvene and play some naked peekaboo
Cause after all the blouse you're wearing is kinda see through
And it's obvious I'm heading wherever you're leading me too
Such an angel with a devilish angle
And quite the certified sweet talker
And you're buying every line of it girl
And I don't really blame you
If I was in your shoes I'd probably do the same too

We have to take off those clothes
We have to party all night
And we have to take off those clothes
To have a good time
Oh no

Now here's another bar, I'm coming for the slow gunners
Put your helmets on and take a seat on the short bus
Next stop, right around the corner from your momma live
No turning back so you better buckle up
Shit, don't be concerned with mine
I feel like a Speak and Spell way I got you learning my lines
Fine, pull the string, replay that shit
I change my name to "did he really just say that shit?"
Yep
I'll take a mile if you let me
Six-five, two hundred plus and so sexy
My legs going up for keeping my phone on vibrate
To hide the fact your girlfriend keeps textin' me
And I've been tryin to never mind it man
But every time I get a new number, she finds it damn
And you thought you had it sewn up
Until right around amazing o'clock when I showed up

We have to take off those clothes
We have to party all night
And we have to take off those clothes
To have a good time
Oh no

Got chicks, all hot chicks
And you rock chicks, datin' hip hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks
Got chicks, all hot chicks
And you rock chicks, datin' hip hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks

Good grief girl, you're giving me goosebumps
Standing there in your underwear and new pumps
It's like the more time we waste and less time I get to taste you
Honestly I could easily replace you
It's not a skam girl
That's how I am girl
Peter Pan, I'm a sucka for smucka's jam girl
It's clear I'm only here for good clean fun
Shut up and kiss me like the antedotes under my tongue
Whoa

We have to take off those clothes
And we have to party all night
And we have to take off those clothes
To have a good time
Oh no
We have to take off those clothes
And we have to party all night
And we have to take off those clothes
To have a good time
Oh no

Got chicks, all hot chicks
And you rock chicks, datin' hip hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks
Got chicks, all hot chicks
And you rock chicks, datin' hip hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks









z.

off to study.
need to get some work done.
hopefully.

epl no kick no liverpool epl no kick no liverpool epl no kick no liverpool epl no kick no liverpool epl no kick no liverpool epl no kick no liverpool

real classic.
just look at that picture.
haha, you can try making wild guesses as to who those two are.
i daresay they seem to be enjoying themselves.
however, do not be mistaken, not everyone in cathigh does that.
especially ME!.
haahaha.

and someone said i was sensible, but im not really sensible,
unless i choose to be sensible, but then everyone can be sensible,
its just whether they choose to be sensible, but then im not being very sensible by writing this,
so am i really sensible, or its just that someone said i was sensible.
nevamind, im not making sense.

and i need to swim faster.
any cheating techniques, like sticking a magnet in your trunks or sth?
you can teach me.
wish me luck.
haha.


and EPL is starting,which is a good thing.
manure fans can eat sh!t,
chelsea fans can start crying,
arsenal fans can fly kite,
cause LIVERPOOL's GONNA WIN!
(that wasnt meant to be a poem, and it isnt, its just the painfully obvious truth)

how sad, ill have to miss the starting match.
enjoy the epl people!

aha.

pic gone , upon request of the ONCE boss.
there.
up there.
once, the boss of ncc.
once, everyone was under him.
once, he was number one.
once, i repeat.
once.
hhahaha
joking la.







still the boss of chs ncc part d's '07.
and will always be.

just that he has taken to impersonating my friendster account.
in case you guys havent noticed, mine's rather stagnant already.
so watch out.
haha.

EDIT
oh yea, another thing.
recently there was a small ruckus going on about the service award thing.

i dont think any unhappiness arising from this is gonna be worth it.

i didnt join ncc just because of some dumb sheet of paper, and i dont think you did so. i didnt even know this award even existed.

i just feel that the bonds forged and new friends we've made during our time as a platoon in ncc is much more important than a stupid service award thingy.

so hope that no conflicts will arise.
maybe im not so concerned about it as i dont think i ought to receive the award in the first place, but i still hope you guys will think the same way.

for those who have put in the effort for ncc and didnt get the award, you guys know how much you've contributed to the corps, and i hope you guys think that the experience was more important than the reward at the end. if you think that someone else didnt deserve the award, just know that they themselves will know it in their hearts. why bother so much?

im not taking sides in this matter anyway, and i just wanna see our part remain united as a platoon, not only now, but in the future.
like gab said, " Next time we will all look back in retrospect of all this cca nonsense and laugh."
so there.
brothers forever yo, CHSNCC(LAND) PART D's07!
:)






and cbox's up.
flashbox down.
boo flashbox!
too flashy.
and im not a poseur, so no flashbox.
hahaha.


lazy to type further.

and im ready for spam on my tag,
specifically from people like:

yongsheng, the guy who tried to chomp on my hand.
gabriel, the imposter.
quek, the salad eating boy.
and whoever else.


blah
blahb
blahblahblah.



this is getting lame.

well. i shall end here.

lets pray for the best and see when blogger will allow me to upload more than one picture per post.


so that i can expose all sorts of stuff.

yongsheng is finally controllable, by none other than derek wong.
all because ys got jacked in the stupid lovecalculator thingy and put in the REAL NAMES.
HAHHAHAHAHA.
dont worry eh.
just continue studying.





!@#$%^&*()

my tagboard.

everythings spoiling.

my handphone.

my tagboard.

my file.

horrible.

repair handphone.

new tagboard.

new file.

nutty.

pressure.
o's.











well, lets see.

after school, we had chemistry.

and haha.
and more hahas.

see, this is the sitting position

left right
QUEK ME JUNLONG
-- []---- [] ------ []

EUG DEREK GABRIEL
-- []----- [] -------- []

--------- ( ) <-where i land.

and you see, while doing chem, i was doing peacefully.
halfway through, i got bored.
so i started making yo momma is fat jokes with gabriel again.
and ____(the person on the left), kept trying to pinch my chest. like a pest. (haha it rhymes!)
thus, i got irritated.
and i scolded him

" _____ , YOU SO FAT THAT WHEN I TELL YOU A YO MOMMA JOKE, I CUT THE YO MOMMA AND REPLACE IT WITH YOUR NAME"

haha. i think that embarassed ____. cause people were laughin. and he tried ever so hard to pinch me aagain before responding.

"edwin, yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean, singapore was flooded"

and i went

"quek, yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean , mount everest got flooded."

so , _____ , who was sitting front of me, hit me and said

"oi you despeise ___ people izzit"
"obviously not"


and then, ____ went to occupy the seat behind me.
suddenly , i was cornered and under assault from the ___ alliance.

having no chance against the alliance, i took a great leap forward, and landed where i land . <- refer to diagram.

i turned around.
"haha, saw that ? ___ people cant do that"

which pissed them more than ever.
lucky i escaped unscathed after audi.


and i went to watch simpsons with henry and derek.

THE MOVIE WAS GREAT MAN.
LIKE, WE GOT EXCELLLENT SEATS FOR THE FIRST 10MINUTES?

WE ENCOUNTERED A ____.
BUT THAT STUPID ____ EXCHANGED SEATS WITH THE ____
ARGH . THAT RUINED THE ENTIRE DAM MOVIE.
okay la, the movie was still great.

go watch it, and you'll understand.
"spiderpig, spiderpig."





and today i was walking outta school with derek.

and on the way , we met many different people.

lets start from our classroom.


we started walking from class.
at the corridor we met some sec1s

derek: haha, so small. haha, stupid sec1, so small.
*points finger at sec1*

we walked down to the lounge
and we saw a big-sized sec1

derek:WOAH! so big!

we saw another BIGGER sec1 eating curry rice.

derek:HAHAHA. so big already still eat. eat somemore la.eat somemore
he was saying it loudly , but was facing me.haha, sucker.the sec1 kept staring at him.

we came out of lounge,
derek continued : eat somemore la. eat somemore.
til we reached the stairs.
and then we saw a small small boy.think he was p6 or something.

derek:whalao, so small. haha. small sh*t. sec1s should all be pocket-sized la!

and we reached the front porch.

saw another big sec1 EATING CURRY RICE.

derek approaches him.
derek: hello! wah . that looks nice man. can give me some?

sec1:erm, cannot.

derek , unwilling to give up without getting something to eat, pointed at a bun the sec1 was holding.

derek: whalao! you still eating that ar? you buy one? can give me?

sec1: no , my friend give me one. you want ar?

derek: YESYESYES.

and derek got his bun thingy.haha.
note: this isnt the first time derek got food from a sec1. its more like his 1000th.


and then,we were walking outta the side gate, we encoutered a bunch of sec1/2s who were walking behind us.
they were making alot of noise.
so derek put his finger on his lips, looked at them, and said
"SHHHHHHHHHHH!"

strangely enough, they shut up. -.-

and then derek turned around, with a HUGE GRIN on his face.


note: all the while, i was laughing uncontrollably.

hahaha.
crazy boy.


and to junlong.

"tts all. edwin dun love me. =(

wilson pon sch. i help him to tok to mrs pang.

kevin angry wif me.

me out of gsc. me feel left out. me feel shitty. i m one."

i am not saying i love you on the net.
you know why?
CAUSE ITS FRIGGIN GAY!


haha. and ys was caught OOGLING at a sec5 anderson gal.




i have plenty of uncompleted homework. sian.

not bad.

i just measured my fringe.
and it was 10.5cm.
not bad, considering quay's checks.
i still wonder how i got past the previous one.
ah, needa cut anyway.








and


ramly burgers are good.
bun.
chicken.
egg.
cheese.
lotsa chilli.
lotsa mayo.
wrapped up.
mm.

add a cup of corn and 2 tea eggs.
and you get a nice meal.











thats what i go to pasar malam for.















oh yea , sorry mr tehjunfeng.
i think i owe you this. haha.

school's going on. o's are coming.

okay, see the guy above? hes called alan ng junlong.
i wanted to upload a whole lotta pics.
but guess what!
i only can succcessfully load his pic.
blogger like him?
hmm, maybe...
















na, impossible.






some song that junlong dedicates to the fourgscguys.
okay, its nice.
but junlong, you make it sound friggin gay in your post.
for example,
"
I duno if u all feel the same way as i do. Bt i noe, there are a specail bond btw us! =p WEEE! u noe wat i m toking abt. HAHAHA! yipee! Rmb to get ur wives n gather tgt for a meeting in the FUTURE FUTURE! REGARDLESS WAT HAPPEN! BUDDIES FOREVER! =)))))"

like wadtheheck.haha.



林俊杰 Baby Baby


陈希 编辑 QQ 313984975
Andy 耍无聊泡网咖
JJ 装犹豫像傻瓜
XX 你背后是你爸
Buddy 谁有本事把到校花

尴尬 前女友变你阿娜达
JJ 陪着你喝到挂
XX 女孩们太伟大
什么都不怕 只要我长大 哦

快乐时候闹闹 难过时候抱抱
认真时你不要来吵
从我们小小 直到我们老老
玩伴 伙伴 就一些活宝

Baby Baby 将来我们都是
某个女孩唯一依靠
哦 哦 有阳光的味道

Baby Baby 同样一种调调
一个暗号同类才收到
哦 哦 碰肩膀的微笑












so in the morning, after coming back from mornning lessons,

i guess we were kinda high or something.

junlong started to bang into me, and i picked him up.

then eugene , gabriel and i were fooling around with suplexs in the back of the class.

"okay class, this is how you do a proper suplex."

and i tried to suplex eugene.hahaha, obviously i failed, and he almost ended up suplexing me instead -.-


wilson and derek took cardboard boxes and covered their heads while walking in the rain back to school.

derek tried to capture my photo at an awkward time.

i started playing pokemon. .. haha. if you cant stop em, join em. but at least i made yongsheng retrain his pokemon 8levels.

yongsheng and gabriel pasted national day tattoos on their, obscene chest regions.

the iguana named edwin is envolving into the host.

derek, for the first time, wore sexy shorts in school.

derek thought the shepherd inside the NATGEOG magazine was a 11year old gal.

wilson and i pestered a frog found at the voiddeck of hdb when it was raining.
we coaxed it into the lift.wonder hows it now.

then wilson started seeing frogs evrywhere, in the form of a pile of chilli like red stuff.

the hair of people who use moving rubber is darn nice to mess up.

mrs chew is a great teacher.she can teach maths well , and she treated us to bubbletea. haha, i sound like some cheapo.

royston, so what about the peace treaty?

and

every single friend ive made over my past 16 years of my life, i remember you people.
so you better remember me.hhaha.
every single one of ya.


从我们小小 直到我们老老
玩伴 伙伴
^ those lines are nice.


i swear im gonna do a MASSIVE photo post once i can upload photos SUCCESSFULLY on blogger.