pressure.
o's.
well, lets see.
after school, we had chemistry.
and haha.
and more hahas.
see, this is the sitting position
left right
QUEK ME JUNLONG
-- []---- [] ------ []
EUG DEREK GABRIEL
-- []----- [] -------- []
--------- ( ) <-where i land.
and you see, while doing chem, i was doing peacefully.
halfway through, i got bored.
so i started making yo momma is fat jokes with gabriel again.
and ____(the person on the left), kept trying to pinch my chest. like a pest. (haha it rhymes!)
thus, i got irritated.
and i scolded him
" _____ , YOU SO FAT THAT WHEN I TELL YOU A YO MOMMA JOKE, I CUT THE YO MOMMA AND REPLACE IT WITH YOUR NAME"
haha. i think that embarassed ____. cause people were laughin. and he tried ever so hard to pinch me aagain before responding.
"edwin, yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean, singapore was flooded"
and i went
"quek, yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean , mount everest got flooded."
so , _____ , who was sitting front of me, hit me and said
"oi you despeise ___ people izzit"
"obviously not"
and then, ____ went to occupy the seat behind me.
suddenly , i was cornered and under assault from the ___ alliance.
having no chance against the alliance, i took a great leap forward, and landed where i land . <- refer to diagram.
i turned around.
"haha, saw that ? ___ people cant do that"
which pissed them more than ever.
lucky i escaped unscathed after audi.
and i went to watch simpsons with henry and derek.
THE MOVIE WAS GREAT MAN.
LIKE, WE GOT EXCELLLENT SEATS FOR THE FIRST 10MINUTES?
WE ENCOUNTERED A ____.
BUT THAT STUPID ____ EXCHANGED SEATS WITH THE ____
ARGH . THAT RUINED THE ENTIRE DAM MOVIE.
okay la, the movie was still great.
go watch it, and you'll understand.
"spiderpig, spiderpig."
and today i was walking outta school with derek.
and on the way , we met many different people.
lets start from our classroom.
we started walking from class.
at the corridor we met some sec1s
derek: haha, so small. haha, stupid sec1, so small.
*points finger at sec1*
we walked down to the lounge
and we saw a big-sized sec1
derek:WOAH! so big!
we saw another BIGGER sec1 eating curry rice.
derek:HAHAHA. so big already still eat. eat somemore la.eat somemore
he was saying it loudly , but was facing me.haha, sucker.the sec1 kept staring at him.
we came out of lounge,
derek continued : eat somemore la. eat somemore.
til we reached the stairs.
and then we saw a small small boy.think he was p6 or something.
derek:whalao, so small. haha. small sh*t. sec1s should all be pocket-sized la!
and we reached the front porch.
saw another big sec1 EATING CURRY RICE.
derek approaches him.
derek: hello! wah . that looks nice man. can give me some?
sec1:erm, cannot.
derek , unwilling to give up without getting something to eat, pointed at a bun the sec1 was holding.
derek: whalao! you still eating that ar? you buy one? can give me?
sec1: no , my friend give me one. you want ar?
derek: YESYESYES.
and derek got his bun thingy.haha.
note: this isnt the first time derek got food from a sec1. its more like his 1000th.
and then,we were walking outta the side gate, we encoutered a bunch of sec1/2s who were walking behind us.
they were making alot of noise.
so derek put his finger on his lips, looked at them, and said
"SHHHHHHHHHHH!"
strangely enough, they shut up. -.-
and then derek turned around, with a HUGE GRIN on his face.
note: all the while, i was laughing uncontrollably.
hahaha.
crazy boy.
and to junlong.
"tts all. edwin dun love me. =(
wilson pon sch. i help him to tok to mrs pang.
kevin angry wif me.
me out of gsc. me feel left out. me feel shitty. i m one."
i am not saying i love you on the net.
you know why?
CAUSE ITS FRIGGIN GAY!
haha. and ys was caught OOGLING at a sec5 anderson gal.
i have plenty of uncompleted homework. sian.
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