O'S

MOTHERHELL.
MY BLOODY ANKLE!
ARGH.



800N FORCE ON IT.

NOW ITS LIKE A GOLF-BALL, THRICE THE SIZE OF MY RIGHT ANKLE.
I WALK LIKE A FREAKIN BAI-KA!

OHYMGOD.

haha.okay aint blamin you derek.
no needa apologize so much.



hcl tmrw.
the suck.




come on , o's are almost over!
4years of education ending!

sunday morning , rain is not falling.

-edited-
got it?




lets see.
emaths - tys.
english - random
hcl - random
physics - luck
historySEA - luck
ss - luck
mcq - okay.

so thats the rest of the o's we have.
den its gradnite.

i wonder if the whole class is going.


two more weeks.
and we'll be free.
looking forward to it.
ha.


o's are halfway through.
press on!

Queen - bohemian rhapsody


derek, you've gotta stop singing irritating songs.
haha, you won't get a chance to sing em to me in class already.
kinda sad eh.
i rmb birdhouse in your soul.
i rmb some song by snow patrol
i rmb the pokemon song.
hahaha.

O's. yes. finally. O's.

mm.
looks like i can't keep off the blog.
ha.

and o's is turning out to be disastrous.
totally.

amaths is almost a goner.
i don't wanna talk bout it.

chem is weird.
i was so freaking careless.S-O C-A-R-E-E-S-S, oops, i missed an L.yes. that careless.
Like tin . wtf. i couldn't even find the symbol of tin, Sn, though its in the periodic table?! i swear, i'll probably never ever forget it in my life.

E.geog.cambridge sets real strange papers.
map reading was totally crap.as in bullshit and all.i didn't even know what to write for the marks allocated.
then at the back, i forgot plenty of stuff regarding global industrial shifts, and crapped my way through.

now for history.
the only subject that i put in at least a decent amount of effort for.
i really want the A1.but then again, i'm spotting topics again. which is always risky.
there's this feeling of anxiety and fear deep down inside your heart.
as in, when you flip the paper in the hall tomorrow.
and you see the topics you studied for there, you'd be letting out a gasp of relief.
but then again.
i'm really nervous 'bout what topics will come out...



argh. blogs are a good way to get rid of pre-exam anxiety i guess.
back to studying.
stupid A1.
i want it.

gone

yea.
i'll be gone.


til the 12th, everyone!

bye!

or maybe the 5th.

great.

motherhell.

there goes a1 for amaths.

f*ck.

amaths.

my, today's paper was kinda unexpected.

let's see, i got stumped on the

3rd, 5th, 7th, 10th.

so thats pretty much . 10marks gone ?

well, i crave for some p.e nowadays.
like some form of physical activity.
rugby would be nice..
would be perfect.


and hello mrs.chew.
hi.
hi.
hi.
leave a tag? haha.


ohyea, here's a thread on stomp for the answers on Amaths P1.
go in and get depressed high.

http://talkback.stomp.com.sg/forums/showthread.php?t=26052

O's

yea. this is it. 4years journey just for this.
O Levels tomorrow guys!


yea, and we're gonna repeat this, just like we did in prelims3!

"yes, my fellow classmates, friends whoever.

like a horde of demented m*****f***ing zombies, we shall storm down the fort, that is the blasted secondary school hall.

Pen ink will be wasted, Papers will be crushed, marks shall be captured.

and we shall push ONWARD towards the damned A1.

Ours, it shall be.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


okay, and now for the usual stuff.

Good luck, its been nice knowing you
(:


well.
i'm feeling nervous. very nervous.
this feelings alot worse than what i felt before prelims3.
i don't wanna screw up.


cya chs guys in school tomorrow afternoon!
and all other o'level takers, all the best for the O's too!

Lose Yourself

waterstuff.

hello gabriel, care if i make a few modifications to your initial draft contract.


.
Here's a contract I drafted for the swimming lesson.

I agree to provide free swiming lessons for Gabriel Goh Sze Wei and Eugene Low Ting Jun. I agree to instantaneous results, which include the aspect of floating on the water, kicking, basic strokes, the forward motion in water, and other bullshit swimming techniques which I have failed to bring up.

I agree to uphold the highest levels of safety during my lessons. I will protect my students even in the event that one of them pulls down my swimming trunks, or in the event when I get poked in the pool. I will ensure correct and safe poolside safety by carrying a float with Hello Kitty imprints on it. I will also carry a Bobdog float around. I will overrule the Swimming Complex's guard's orders in the event of rainy weather or lightning conditions.

Lastly, I agree to provide my service free of charge to the students as mentioned above, and I agree to class hours which are to their preference.

-----------------------
Signature
.


here are the modifications
1) in any case that any of you experiences a cramp, i am not obliged to save any one of you. Instead, i will be standing at the side of the pool laughing my ass off as you struggle and squirm in the water like a helpless worm.

2) in the circumstance that my students still are unable to swim after my excellent guidance, i am obliged to whack the crap out of them as a form of punishment.

3) at any point of time during the lesson, i have the power to punish my students anyway and whenever i deem necessary. eg.whipping, electrocuting, choking, and all others that can be found here : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_torture_methods_and_devices



but on the other hand, how the heck do ya expect me to teach ya how to swim.
not as if i'm an olympic swimmer, just that i can swim. -.-
go join some beginner swimming course at the bishan pool la!
and swim more.
learn with the lil kiddies. (:

iRant. sounds so cliched and iPoddish. well then, but i do rant alot here.

ahh.

have got to thank henry for today.

ahyes, thanks for erm. following me to study today.

its been one of the most productive days i've had in a long,l-o-n-g, time.

thanks for tolerating me tho, lets see:

calling you to bishan lib early in the morn before dragging your ass away from there.
digressing so much during studying.(blah,blah,blah,blah)
and i realised i still owe you $$ for dinner.i couldnt bear to pay. haha.

shall return you the $$ the next time.


okay by the way,
stop your addiction with the ___ __________ ______ _____ who ___ ___ ____ ___ ____ ___ and ___ ___ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____.

i don't see what you see actually.

and oh, i almost forgot.
could you lend me your very interesting little book.
its terribly fascinating, although i'm not at all interested in reading up on jim jones.


derek and gabriel fighting?
oh, this i've definitely got to see first-hand and upfront.


no pictures, til the 12th.

YO WASSUP.

what's with little p4 gals shouting "yo wassup!" to each other,

western influences?!

like yo wassup guys!


days are getting boring-er as the O's approach.

while, at least i still have the nice movie website.

no pressure at all, terribly fun in fact.

tengwee you asshole, stop spamming my tagboard.
that's the second time you fool, and darned cbox just won't
allow me to delete all your pointless tags cause i'm like
banned from the website, and a thousand other tagboards,
which is like so freakin dumb, cause i never did anything
wrong to get me banned.




okay, apart from mr.ktw the asshole,
i shall do a write-up, based on mr.ktw's suggestion.

wonder what i'll write.
blah.



and now i'm hooked onto watching random movies.

i recommend bruce almighty highly,
jim carrey comedies are just so funny that i'm sure
you'll be laughing your ass off half-way through the movie.

not evan almighty, i think that show kinda sucks.



okay, bye.i just wasted another weekend unproductively
and you needn't remind me that o's are just ,
let's see.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 days away.
i've that fact drilled into my airless, hollow head already?!
so now basically if you took an x-ray of my head,
it'll be a void, with the words O LEVELS NEXT WEEK!.


well, to all fellow human beings out there,
you're making my life miserable by studying for the o's.
yes, you deserved to be spanked for that.
like , HARD. with a whip, and whipped cream.

and I , myself , deserve to be put on a pedestal with 1000000 servants bowing down in front of me, calling me king and tending to my every whim and fancy,
cause i'm screwing myself by getting slacky right before the o's.

so there, if i screw my o's up,
rmb to cry for me

oh wait, don't.
it'll be a much better option if you laugh at me ,
and shout "haha, jackass stupid fool!"

thanks in advance.

4-4

.
graduation.
i'm an ex-chs student now.
in a blink of an eye, 4years have passed.

i still remember in sec1.
i was rather hesitant about coming to cathigh.cause my main aim was hci.
so i was quite sad when i learnt that cathigh was gonna be my secschool.
thus i didnt really make any close friends during sec1 i guess.
haha, kinda wasted sec1.

sec2.
new year,new classmates,tablet pc!
i got to know the class better, got to know plenty of friends much better.
hafta say, some of them still remain damned great friends til now.
grades fell cause of tablet pc.
but i guess i put in some effort in the end, managed to get into double science.
(:

sec3.3-4!
sec4.4-4'07!
beginning of two great years in my school-life.
first of all, finally there was n'land people in the same class as me.
plenty of them.
haha. i loved the environment.
all the crazy stuff.
creating a hole in the ceiling, fishing with correction tape, ball fights in class, wrestling, bar activites...
they're so many and i can't even recall all of em.
all i know.is that i will definitely miss them.
4-4 has played a big part in my life, and i will never forget the memories collected.
esp the n'landers.
ohmygod, i love nccland
haha, made lotsa great friends there.
talk cock sessions, getting pumped together, pt til we die, hell nights, first camp during sec1, take-over during sec3, mt.ophir trip, perak trip, spec course, syfoc'06, POP'07!
all i have now is just fond memories, memories that i know i'll hold on dearly to.
i kinda hope that i could just go through sec.school life again.
but as always, we've gotta look to the future i guess.


12/10/2007 CHS'07 BATCH FAREWELL ASSEMBLY
morning - PE.
all 4-4ers were so bloody deprived of pe, two weeks without it! wtf.
so during the last period, we played rugby.
CONTACT RUGBY FINALLY. no more touch!
was kinda rough i guess, i think everyone had some bruises or knocks.
but it was great.
the whole 4-4 participated.including those standing at the sides throwing stones only! that counts as participation i guess. haha
team land vs the rest.
everyone played with so much passion. guess last day of school really triggers off something within each and everyone of us chs students.


and then, its off to the toilets!
last time bathing in cathigh toilets!
hahaha. so darn funny.
we ended up late for the farewell assembly!

mm.
farewell assembly.
what more can i say.
haha.felt a great deal of emotions.
i shed a tear.
haha.
i've certainly left chs a changed person.
yea, i love all of you guys, all the friends i've made from chs, nccland, 4-4! (yea, i'm feeling gay now.)

special thanks to teachers too.
you've guided us through our journey in cathigh.
offered us advice, never hesitated to help us hold xtra lessons,
painstakingly compiled notes for us, all because you guys hoped that we would do well.
yea.
thanks to mr.suah,mdm.yulin, mrs.ling, mrs.chew, mdm.ng, mr.thomas, mr.wang, mr.tan, mr.ong, ms.thian, mr.krishnan, mrs.loh, mrs.pang.




and.
sorry quek.haha.i think i owe you this.


and i actually did this today.
omgwtfzxzx. shows how mad i was. haha

Melodies of Life. enjoy.

spinnnnninnnnnnnnnnnn

CLICK ON THAT PIC AND LOOK AT IT IN THE NEW WINDOW
stare at that pictureee
.
..
...
....
.....
stare LONG, and HARD

is she spinning counter-clockwise? or clockwise?


hahhaha.

tell me your reply please!

there's something darned weird about this.

but maybe some of you guys know alr. hahaha

funny.

helloo, i did not pon school today,
i was sick? and my eye hurt?

and a ripped half-left-eye contact, stuck in there for two days i guess,
suddenly dropped out today.
explains my eye pain.


and junlong aka ALAN, dont be traumatized, there's nothing to fear,
you just got touched.

was wandering arnd blogs, and found ys, posting THIS on junlong's tagboard:

9 Oct 07, 19:29
ys: the euphoria, etc... that way the examiner will be hypnotised by your writing and would probably give you a 30 or maybe a 28, after minusing the tense errors
9 Oct 07, 19:27
ys: let me give you a tip on writing about romance. describe the passionate sex that the lovers (need not be just one couple) had vividly, must describe their emotions too, the lust, the sexual desire

hahaha, and ys actually managed to give someone, a cute and innocent first impression.
darn funny.



Click Five - Jenny


Dishwalla - Angels and Devils

stupid egg

well, today.
i happened to be sick , so i didnt go to school. (:

and i woke up at 830 and it was so relaxing, the feeling.
so in my drunken state, i headed to the kitchen to get some breakfast.
well, there was none.

so i decided to get some eggs from the fridge.
and...
i dropped one egg.

*piak* and there's the first egg i broke in my life.

and it sucks to clean up.
the egg is like, unabsorbable by tissue, so i had to keep using more and more.
i got tired by the stupid task , so i think i left a little egg there to clean up later.

morale of the story?
don't break eggs.




okay, most people can read this, very few cant:

toshe ppoele taht cnat raed tihs are all raderts.

so can you read it?

openhouses.

rj openhouse was interesting.
befrienders are funny people.haha
i got 4 new friends?!

vj openhouse tmrw!
(:


suddenly, there's more inspiration for me to study harder.

October - O'level. what's with the letter O!

mr krishnan failed me,
mr quay passed me.
haha, funny.
but i still got my haircut anyway.


october, o-level month.
ha, this year seemed to have passed so quickly.
there's only 2weeks left in cathigh,
and strangely, i just know i'll miss life in secondary school.
and those nice green berms.(no, they aren't fugly gabriel)
20days.
all devoted to studying/sleeping.
and another 2weeks.
and our troubles will vanish.for2years. before A's.
this just feels so weird, school-life seems to be ending so fast.
durin p1, i still wanted OUT of school. ha.
the irony of it all.


essay on miscommuinication.
i seem to be running out of ideas.
don't let me burn out before O's!
dam.