real funny.

canteen queues suck, queue already no time eat.
we need time to MUG, so must eat fast.

i'm lazy, so i shall rip it off derek's blog.

there , from cornroll.blogspot, evidently the best blog to go to for entertainment,
also the most irritating if you're being featured in the post.


"long queue cut queue
dear diary,

during recess today, i tried to cut queue as the queue was so long it stretched all the way across the canteen. so this is what i told edwin my friend,

"eh, queue so long, cut the queue more shuang"

so it was as if it was written in the stars that i would get my food faster than most, as i spotted some of my other friends in the queue nearer to the front. so diary, i did what i didn't usually do very well- act. i pretended to strike a conversation with my friends in the queue but i guess my over-enthusiastic what's up must have been heard by half the queue. either that or the people behind suddenly had their view of the glorious food obstructed, along with the stalls either side, by me. and they noticed this, and perhaps/probably were not very happy with this. me, being nice kind me, was obviously very affected by this and my heart ached at the thought of these innocent beings losing this 30s of their lives and perhaps half their food selection.

so perhaps/probably some of them were rather perturbed by this prospect. and i guess the guy behind me with these funky orange spectacles was not very happy that this random fat guy appeared out of nowhere, so he left the queue (i wish) while this random fat guy ahead of him was *ahem deep in conversation with his friends, this person (hubert is his name i think. everyone now- hu??) perhaps beckoned over the (*drumroll and applause now) HEAD PREFECT, secondary 3 and 15 years of age no less, to address the frickin issue.

and so this dua pai person sauntered over, green "booking" notebook in hand to frighten the shit out of punks like me. so i

shuddered, muttered a sorry and scampered away, tail between legs.
gave him a left hook to the jaw and made off.

didn't notice his presence, even though he tried to make it as imposing as he could.

"yo, bui zai, can you don't cut queue or not?"


well, that's not exactly what he said. heck, that's kinda a mistake on my part, it's such an injustice to make him out as so man.


i think this is what he really said.

"eh can you don't cut queue?"


so that was that, and i scurried away embarrassed on the verge of tears. i'm easily intimidated and bullied you see.

so i went to stall 1 to get my $1.10 fan choy and added in a pack of 30cent corntos (red colour one, spicy) for gluttony's sake. it wasn't really nice.




vengeance is mine, stupid fat head prefect."

and derek went on mumbling "stupid prefect" while constantly pointing his finger at the prefect in the canteen.
"there, there, thats him lor."
first time he got pulled out while cutting queue and he doesn't seem very happy.
haha, friggin funny stuff.

so i hereby conclude that don't incur derek's wrath, especially when he's trying to feed, or you'll be very irritated.
go ahead, ask , erm, leongwen, huaqun, yongsheng,kevin, gabriel, me, whoever else in 4-4 for their past experiences.
and ask me for methods to shut him up when he starts getting on your nerves, which i've learnt after sitting beside him for 2years.

well me? i did the same thing at the noodles stall,
prompting a protest from daryl who told me to "go to hell."
haha, poor daryl.shall let you go first next time okay? aww.
i got my grubby hands on my bowl of "kuai ban niu rou mian"
and it tastes good.
mm.

now for some chinese songs.
bilingualism yo.
two songs by mr.jaychou.

one of my all-time chinese favs.
枫-Maple


退后-stepback

the last part is darn heart-wrenching to see.