Monday, August 13, 2007

z

BAH, stupid chicken rice that !@#$ed me up.




and im burnt . badly. as in, my entire back and face is red.

as in baboon-ass red.

and i just found out all baboons have red asses.

worst thing is, it friggin hell hurts !

gives me a feeling like im the human torch.

but then again, that would be rather cool, cause ill be able to fly, and of course, shoot fireballs at assholes.




oh yea , lose o level entry proof how ?

i think suah's gonna slaughter me.

and the word slaughter reminds me of quay,

which reminds me of haircheck tmlo.

dammit, he better not fail me tmlo, i just cut!@#$%^&*

i am not going to waste another 8bucks going to the damned barber again!





i've had an epiphany.

prelim 3's in 2weeks, aka 14days time.

good luck to everyone.

and in case you dont know, the word epiphany is taken from the movie simpsons, from the well-endowed tribal madwoman who tried to cure homer by engaging in throat singing, and pointed the way to somewhere using her, ermhmm, assets.

seriously, that part formed some horribly sick mental images in my mind.

then again, how can the show be rated G. early education?


and here:

the process of finding this blasted song gave me alot of trouble. and i mean ALOT.

GYM CLASS HEROES
"Clothes Off!"

See here's the thing

We have to take off those clothes
We have to party all night
And we have to take off those clothes
To have a good time
Oh no

Excuse me miss
I couldn't help but to notice how alone you are
I dig the attitude and how you're acting like you own the bar
Got me flashing keys and I don't even own a car
Like you ain't feeling my charm, because I know you are
I'm trying to see how your lips feel
Oh I'm sorry, my name is Travee and I'm pretty much a big deal
Oh, you've never heard of me
That sounds absurd to me
The way you stole my attention was flat out burgulary
What do you say let's exit stage left so me and you can
Possibly reconvene and play some naked peekaboo
Cause after all the blouse you're wearing is kinda see through
And it's obvious I'm heading wherever you're leading me too
Such an angel with a devilish angle
And quite the certified sweet talker
And you're buying every line of it girl
And I don't really blame you
If I was in your shoes I'd probably do the same too

We have to take off those clothes
We have to party all night
And we have to take off those clothes
To have a good time
Oh no

Now here's another bar, I'm coming for the slow gunners
Put your helmets on and take a seat on the short bus
Next stop, right around the corner from your momma live
No turning back so you better buckle up
Shit, don't be concerned with mine
I feel like a Speak and Spell way I got you learning my lines
Fine, pull the string, replay that shit
I change my name to "did he really just say that shit?"
Yep
I'll take a mile if you let me
Six-five, two hundred plus and so sexy
My legs going up for keeping my phone on vibrate
To hide the fact your girlfriend keeps textin' me
And I've been tryin to never mind it man
But every time I get a new number, she finds it damn
And you thought you had it sewn up
Until right around amazing o'clock when I showed up

We have to take off those clothes
We have to party all night
And we have to take off those clothes
To have a good time
Oh no

Got chicks, all hot chicks
And you rock chicks, datin' hip hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks
Got chicks, all hot chicks
And you rock chicks, datin' hip hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks

Good grief girl, you're giving me goosebumps
Standing there in your underwear and new pumps
It's like the more time we waste and less time I get to taste you
Honestly I could easily replace you
It's not a skam girl
That's how I am girl
Peter Pan, I'm a sucka for smucka's jam girl
It's clear I'm only here for good clean fun
Shut up and kiss me like the antedotes under my tongue
Whoa

We have to take off those clothes
And we have to party all night
And we have to take off those clothes
To have a good time
Oh no
We have to take off those clothes
And we have to party all night
And we have to take off those clothes
To have a good time
Oh no

Got chicks, all hot chicks
And you rock chicks, datin' hip hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks
Got chicks, all hot chicks
And you rock chicks, datin' hip hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks









z.

off to study.
need to get some work done.
hopefully.

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