nutty.

pressure.
o's.











well, lets see.

after school, we had chemistry.

and haha.
and more hahas.

see, this is the sitting position

left right
QUEK ME JUNLONG
-- []---- [] ------ []

EUG DEREK GABRIEL
-- []----- [] -------- []

--------- ( ) <-where i land.

and you see, while doing chem, i was doing peacefully.
halfway through, i got bored.
so i started making yo momma is fat jokes with gabriel again.
and ____(the person on the left), kept trying to pinch my chest. like a pest. (haha it rhymes!)
thus, i got irritated.
and i scolded him

" _____ , YOU SO FAT THAT WHEN I TELL YOU A YO MOMMA JOKE, I CUT THE YO MOMMA AND REPLACE IT WITH YOUR NAME"

haha. i think that embarassed ____. cause people were laughin. and he tried ever so hard to pinch me aagain before responding.

"edwin, yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean, singapore was flooded"

and i went

"quek, yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean , mount everest got flooded."

so , _____ , who was sitting front of me, hit me and said

"oi you despeise ___ people izzit"
"obviously not"


and then, ____ went to occupy the seat behind me.
suddenly , i was cornered and under assault from the ___ alliance.

having no chance against the alliance, i took a great leap forward, and landed where i land . <- refer to diagram.

i turned around.
"haha, saw that ? ___ people cant do that"

which pissed them more than ever.
lucky i escaped unscathed after audi.


and i went to watch simpsons with henry and derek.

THE MOVIE WAS GREAT MAN.
LIKE, WE GOT EXCELLLENT SEATS FOR THE FIRST 10MINUTES?

WE ENCOUNTERED A ____.
BUT THAT STUPID ____ EXCHANGED SEATS WITH THE ____
ARGH . THAT RUINED THE ENTIRE DAM MOVIE.
okay la, the movie was still great.

go watch it, and you'll understand.
"spiderpig, spiderpig."





and today i was walking outta school with derek.

and on the way , we met many different people.

lets start from our classroom.


we started walking from class.
at the corridor we met some sec1s

derek: haha, so small. haha, stupid sec1, so small.
*points finger at sec1*

we walked down to the lounge
and we saw a big-sized sec1

derek:WOAH! so big!

we saw another BIGGER sec1 eating curry rice.

derek:HAHAHA. so big already still eat. eat somemore la.eat somemore
he was saying it loudly , but was facing me.haha, sucker.the sec1 kept staring at him.

we came out of lounge,
derek continued : eat somemore la. eat somemore.
til we reached the stairs.
and then we saw a small small boy.think he was p6 or something.

derek:whalao, so small. haha. small sh*t. sec1s should all be pocket-sized la!

and we reached the front porch.

saw another big sec1 EATING CURRY RICE.

derek approaches him.
derek: hello! wah . that looks nice man. can give me some?

sec1:erm, cannot.

derek , unwilling to give up without getting something to eat, pointed at a bun the sec1 was holding.

derek: whalao! you still eating that ar? you buy one? can give me?

sec1: no , my friend give me one. you want ar?

derek: YESYESYES.

and derek got his bun thingy.haha.
note: this isnt the first time derek got food from a sec1. its more like his 1000th.


and then,we were walking outta the side gate, we encoutered a bunch of sec1/2s who were walking behind us.
they were making alot of noise.
so derek put his finger on his lips, looked at them, and said
"SHHHHHHHHHHH!"

strangely enough, they shut up. -.-

and then derek turned around, with a HUGE GRIN on his face.


note: all the while, i was laughing uncontrollably.

hahaha.
crazy boy.


and to junlong.

"tts all. edwin dun love me. =(

wilson pon sch. i help him to tok to mrs pang.

kevin angry wif me.

me out of gsc. me feel left out. me feel shitty. i m one."

i am not saying i love you on the net.
you know why?
CAUSE ITS FRIGGIN GAY!


haha. and ys was caught OOGLING at a sec5 anderson gal.




i have plenty of uncompleted homework. sian.

not bad.

i just measured my fringe.
and it was 10.5cm.
not bad, considering quay's checks.
i still wonder how i got past the previous one.
ah, needa cut anyway.








and


ramly burgers are good.
bun.
chicken.
egg.
cheese.
lotsa chilli.
lotsa mayo.
wrapped up.
mm.

add a cup of corn and 2 tea eggs.
and you get a nice meal.











thats what i go to pasar malam for.















oh yea , sorry mr tehjunfeng.
i think i owe you this. haha.

school's going on. o's are coming.

okay, see the guy above? hes called alan ng junlong.
i wanted to upload a whole lotta pics.
but guess what!
i only can succcessfully load his pic.
blogger like him?
hmm, maybe...
















na, impossible.






some song that junlong dedicates to the fourgscguys.
okay, its nice.
but junlong, you make it sound friggin gay in your post.
for example,
"
I duno if u all feel the same way as i do. Bt i noe, there are a specail bond btw us! =p WEEE! u noe wat i m toking abt. HAHAHA! yipee! Rmb to get ur wives n gather tgt for a meeting in the FUTURE FUTURE! REGARDLESS WAT HAPPEN! BUDDIES FOREVER! =)))))"

like wadtheheck.haha.



林俊杰 Baby Baby


陈希 编辑 QQ 313984975
Andy 耍无聊泡网咖
JJ 装犹豫像傻瓜
XX 你背后是你爸
Buddy 谁有本事把到校花

尴尬 前女友变你阿娜达
JJ 陪着你喝到挂
XX 女孩们太伟大
什么都不怕 只要我长大 哦

快乐时候闹闹 难过时候抱抱
认真时你不要来吵
从我们小小 直到我们老老
玩伴 伙伴 就一些活宝

Baby Baby 将来我们都是
某个女孩唯一依靠
哦 哦 有阳光的味道

Baby Baby 同样一种调调
一个暗号同类才收到
哦 哦 碰肩膀的微笑












so in the morning, after coming back from mornning lessons,

i guess we were kinda high or something.

junlong started to bang into me, and i picked him up.

then eugene , gabriel and i were fooling around with suplexs in the back of the class.

"okay class, this is how you do a proper suplex."

and i tried to suplex eugene.hahaha, obviously i failed, and he almost ended up suplexing me instead -.-


wilson and derek took cardboard boxes and covered their heads while walking in the rain back to school.

derek tried to capture my photo at an awkward time.

i started playing pokemon. .. haha. if you cant stop em, join em. but at least i made yongsheng retrain his pokemon 8levels.

yongsheng and gabriel pasted national day tattoos on their, obscene chest regions.

the iguana named edwin is envolving into the host.

derek, for the first time, wore sexy shorts in school.

derek thought the shepherd inside the NATGEOG magazine was a 11year old gal.

wilson and i pestered a frog found at the voiddeck of hdb when it was raining.
we coaxed it into the lift.wonder hows it now.

then wilson started seeing frogs evrywhere, in the form of a pile of chilli like red stuff.

the hair of people who use moving rubber is darn nice to mess up.

mrs chew is a great teacher.she can teach maths well , and she treated us to bubbletea. haha, i sound like some cheapo.

royston, so what about the peace treaty?

and

every single friend ive made over my past 16 years of my life, i remember you people.
so you better remember me.hhaha.
every single one of ya.


从我们小小 直到我们老老
玩伴 伙伴
^ those lines are nice.


i swear im gonna do a MASSIVE photo post once i can upload photos SUCCESSFULLY on blogger.

eh, monsoon season ?

spent the night fiddling with the comp.

blogger is F***ING REBELLIOUS.
the pictures just refuse to be uploaded.

added imeem to blog.
so you can hear music.
and can you guys please vote in the new survey.EH, I SAID PLEASE LEH.
just wanna see your views.ha.
royston you can vote also.HA.

blind is a nice song.
theriver is a nice song.
the last song is there only cause junlong keeps bugging me.
have fun listening.

okay, the time now is 1230am, on a wednesday morning, and im off to do some revision for chem spa.
crap, i know nuts abt chem spa skill 3.
bye.







royston, actually, edwin teng is already in the pond.
go find music room outside the pond, there shld be some small iguana in the pond.
haha, i think its probably dead by now.
furthermore, i doubt your ability to do so,since my physical is better den yours.













and thank you mrleepengyee, i shall try slipstreaming next time.

i am feeling exasperated.

no pics, cause apparently blogger is trying to stage some bloody rebellion against me





friday, battle of bands 2.
lets see, bands were good.
these comments are written by me when i put aside my intense dislike for a particular school.

acsi(barker): i think their first song wasnt good, but their second was good.singer reminds me of a gorilla though.but the guitarist, is, semi-godly. haha.
acsi(independent): i think their first song also not good, but second one was nice.self-written somemore.
acsi(international):their band antics were the best. but their singer rather soft, cant really hear.their outfits and hair also look most appropriate i think.
hci: haha, timo's band. i think both songs sung rather well, but their band like no gimmicks at all.
tkgs: their stage presence darn strong. cause of the whole lotta crazy hardcore tk fans there. screaming dam LOUD,other band supporter like nth compared to them.the lead singer also know how to rally.
mgs: their singer was good, but not much gimmicks also. ha. the keyboardist was good.

so end up acsi(b) won.







sunday : mizuno wave run was stupid.



first, i lost my friggin number tag.
and i was so dam pissed i cant find it.
nevamind, thats my fault.

then i read the pamphlet.
rule no.14 ) participants without number tags will not be allowed to run.

i was like wtf, sian.
nevamind, go there fake fake.
hah.


so today morn, i woke up at 530.
it was POURING OUTSIDE.
AS IN 倾盆大雨.
and i thought the stupid run wsa probably gonna be cancelled.

went to fetch gab and eug at j8.
reached tp at abt 630.
still raining, but at least smaller.
and the car queue was dam long,so went to park at nearby hdb.
haha.

when we reached there, whole place alr darn crowded.
so we headed to changing room to change, and we were crapping in there.
we were talking abt everyone looking so professional,
and gab said : " aiya, from my observation right, if you just act professional, people will think you are. so lets act professional."
hahaha, crap la. thats rather stupid .

so met up with hilary.and kevin.and benjamin.
we saw some nigerian runners on the way.and they look fast.
just imagine, someone taller den you by one head, skinnier, looks like he can run fast.

ha.
then came the ministers and important bigshots.
in a minibus -.-
hhaha
i dont think the competitive run was quite fair.
there were like one whole horde of people, and when the signal sounded, those at the start chiong alr, then those at the back waitwaitwait.
by the time the most behind one start, i think those runners at the front already 1 to 2km ahead.
and then glenn ong was like suanning those people behind
"competitive walkers, good luck!"
hah.

and then it was time for the fun run.
one round around the reservoir.which is 5km.


i did the stupidest thing.
i ran the wrong route, and ended up on the 10km one.
i was running, and running , and thinking.
"wtf, its alr 25min and im no where near the ending point"
so i ran more, and i saw the mark stating "7km"
hahahhaha, how dam smart.

anyway finished it.
so it was time to collect goodie bags.
since i lost my number tag, technically, i cant collect.

so i tried to fake.
first time, failed, i didnt even talk to the lady, cause it was quite messy.

second time,
lady: yes?
me: eh, can i have large
lady: erm, wheres you coupon?
*i quickly put on my best innocent look, which i still dont think looks innocent*
me: erm, just now i pass to my fren ask him help me collect already.but he say no more m size, so he just come back.
*lady stares at me for awhile*
lady: er,ah,erm.okay.
*hands me the shirt and socks*
i walk away.


haha.
thats abt it , the run.
was fun tho.













i like feeling the wind on my face.

pictures(edited)

smiling junlong, so cute.










shrek ears yongsheng, even cuter.









bad bad, i made henry sad.
sorry!










our class won the cleanliness award.












never give yongsheng newspaper.













dereklee and derekwong.













the one. the only, derek wong!















he's shy.











before the revival round.haha.















yangqin.derekwong.dereklee.

















stuntman yongsheng.













i rescued him.haha




haha wong , dont be sad. you're stronger den me.
haha, short post. very nice. i like.

PICTURES!

well, ive been lazy to upload pictures recently and my phone keeps screwing up
however, on this evening, my phone suddenly worked again, and i ca..........
ah screw it, here are some pictures from stuff mentioned in my previous posts.





















mahjong at kang's house.























remember the ball group i mentioned? thats one half of it, mr derekwzd.




















ohyes, thats the chess group. and just look at liaoweiliang. vulgar sh*t.
















hah, this is the dodgeball/rugby photo.
see la, i take photo alr all eyes on me.















wow, just look! its the chs choir! and what are they doing? no idea.















super dominatrix geisha















stupid pokemon craze. im gonna end it soon enough.






















this is THE SWEET! its friggin nice, probably because they dump sugar like siao when they make it. but i still like it. ha.


























i almost forgot i owe this gay guy a apology.
haha , SORRY ALAN FOR RIPPING YOUR CALVIN KLEIN.




and sunday morning, what a great time to sleep.
but no, i had to drag myself up at 730.
before heading down to sentosa's palawan beach for training.




hmm, palawan beach looks so empty.



9am in the morning at the beach.














and then while walking on the path, i saw these birds.and being me,i swang my bag in their direction.
haha.just joking.how would i do such a thing?

training was fun , tho it was tough.
beach sprints are fun.dam fun.double fun when you're lugging a surfboard along the way.
paddling on the surfboard sucks , i got abrasions on both my upper arms cause i didnt have a sunsuit.and they hurt.


and i was in the water, when i realised there was a couple with their dog in the water nearby.
den i was like wtf, what if the dog have flea, or piss in the sea.
so i got out.
hahahah.i hope the dog didnt.




blasted dog.
hamsters are way better.


JELLYBEANS ARE <333!
hahaha.im turning gay! <3 jellybeans!














see the little green thing? its hiphopjelly icecream.
and this happened after i dropped it on the floor and derek and i decided to have a little wager.